• You always hear jokes about conservatives and liberals, but not so much about libertarians and communists. I think it’s because communists aren’t allowed to make jokes and libertarians are too busy keeping government out of our jokes.
• A libertarian and a communist play Monopoly. The communist wins.
• “How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?” “None, they pay someone else to do it for them or they live without it if it’s too expensive.”
• “How many communists does it take to screw in a light bulb?” “Light bulbs? You decadent capitalist pig!”
• “How many Wikileaks does it take to screw in a light bulb?” “People knowing the truth about light bulbs is a threat to light bulb security.”
• “How many anarchists does it take to- oops, never mind, they stole my last light bulb and broke it in their riot.”
