Ace Ventura Jr. again
It cuts a little deeper into my soul every time
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Steve wrote:I saw a low budget version of 2012 called 2012: Supernova.
Worst movie I've ever seen. Think of every problem a movie has ever had, and let a Lego brick represent that problem. Fill a dumpster up with Lego bricks. That dumpster contains 2012: Supernova.
It starts out with a family with no personality, and then they leave to go somewhere, but they get chased by some people with guns. They drive to some abandoned warehouse and have the corniest chase scene I've ever seen (running at a jogger's pace is least of that scene's concerns). They eventually get cornered in the warehouse and the "terrorists" ask why platinum was sent into space recently. He doesn't know, and just then his team comes in and shoots the terrorist. That terrorist group doesn't show up in the movie again after that, but another one does.
But I wouldn't want to improve the ending by spoiling it for you, so I'll let you watch it for yourself. It's actually quite a feat; it sets a very low standard for modern movies. You may even acquire a taste for silent movies.

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